Showing posts with label Katie Price. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Katie Price. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

The Best Way To Start the Day

Why should I give you news that you can use when I can tell you that British model and U.S. Reality television "star" Jordan, after having her baby, will have some vaginal reconstruction surgery.

When asked about this, she said:

I wouldn't be doing it because I want to be smaller, because Pete likes me the way I am.

But, and women who've had kids will know what I'm talking about, sometimes you're not as tight down there as you'd like afterwards. Sometimes if you cough or sneeze a bit of wee comes out! I just have to cross my legs and hope it doesn't trickle down my leg.

"It's not really a designer vagina I'm considering, but I'll probably get a couple of extra stitches put in while they're down there!
What a way to start the posting. Also, you really should read the article. It's quite profound. And by profound, I mean I've lost at least 20 IQ points just reading it through to completion.