I'm Speechless

When I thought that the news couldn't get any crazier, any weirder, I come across this gem from the AP. Mike Tyson, disgraced former World Boxing champ, will possibly act in Bollywood movies. I didn't mistype. I said Bollywood, the multi-hour singing and dancing romantic epics coming out of the Indian metropolis of Mumbai. I probably won't watch these because I'm not a huge Bollywood fan, but I know that other people do and may or may not flip their shit upon viewing.