A New Appeal

More dispatches from the Free Katie Holmes sphere.

Everything I read about her, I feel sadder for her. But, then again, it's kind of her own fault. She should have known better than to get involved with Maverick. He's a loose cannon!

Katie's Career is Going

Katie Holmes, contrary to my previous reports, is actually working on a new movie, but, as can be figured, there is some controversy.

Holmes is flirting with her co-star on her current movie, according to Life & Style. Now, L&S is not the most reputable of all gossip magazines, so I take this story with a grain of salt. Regardless, Tom Cruise, although he says he's not, should be worried. Katie's co-star Adam Rothenberg has two things on Señor Cruise. Firstly, he's actually a similar height to Katie, not having to look up to her whenever he wants to kiss her or being on a very different plane from her in red carpet photos. Secondly, and most importantly, he's way hotter than Tom.

A new three words for Katie Holmes: Run, Katie, Run.

Free Katie Holmes

Everyday, I read a crazier story about her life. Today, Celebitchy posted on a request that Tom made towards Katie:

Katie Holmes has hardly left Tom Cruise’s side since they began dating in April 2005.

However, that support has caused her grief. According to one Hollywood insider, the actress, who gave birth to daughter Suri last year, has been told by her husband to attend “mommy classes” taught by Scientologists.

(”There are parenting classes,” a Scientology source confirms.)

“Katie was quite offended by that,” the source tells Us. “Can you imagine when you’re 28 and have your first child to be told you need to go to this church to become a better mom?

Now, I could easily bash Scientology for being the pointless non-religion that it is. Anything that is developed by a science fiction writer and talks about an alien coming to Earth and leaving souls trapped within volcanoes is clearly a lie. But, I won't go there now as I could go on for hours about that. The bigger shocker to me about this all is that Katie Holmes is actually a good parent. She takes care of her child and is only in the tabloids out of concern for both herself and her career, which has tanked since she got married and formed TomKat, defender of Xenu (sorry, I had to do it). I only have three words for this situation: