I Don't Know What To Say

So, in addition to making up new names for diseases to sell drugs in advertising, the medical world has now created a name for playing too many video games. They call it Wiiitis, pronounced wii-eye-tis. It affects people who play too much Wii Tennis. I literally don't know what to say about this. Is this even a real affliction? Shouldn't you already be questioning yourself enough if you are playing so much Wii as to fall victim to such a pointless problem? I really need the world to give me a break from time to time instead of having such pointless problems.

10 Political Commandments

Biggie Smalls is often quoted as saying, "never get high off your own supply." This is one of the 10 Crack Commandments. If Karl Rove wasn't so square, he and his buddies might have heeded Biggie's logic.