Does This Mean Neil Tennant Becomes the Poet Laureate?

According to KPIX out of San Francisco, the Pentagon thought about developing a gay bomb. This has been confirmed by the Pentagon. This isn't San Francisco liberals trying to subvert mainstream America by forcing its gay agenda and hot pants on the rest of the country. While the plan was rejected, it had a pretty clever, if not dumb, idea behind it. From the report:

The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soliders to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another

The navy's been pretty gay for a while, but that never led to any major breakdowns. Hell, they got Tom Cruise to represent them not once not twice but thrice on film (Top Gun and Born on the Fourth of July and A Few Good Men), but he might be gay as well. I don't know. Anyway, I don't think that an hour or two orgy will really be all that detrimental to fighting a war. In fact, it would probably be good because they would be less focused on getting laid and actually be able to take out the enemy. I'm glad that the military decided not to go through with this one because I doubt it would have worked out very well for them.

Psychology, You're On Notice

Now, I'm not going to go all Tom Cruise on psychology and shit because it does have a place in the discussion to further understand ourselves. Does that mean I believe in it? Not so much. The tests are interesting, but that's pretty much it. I think a lot of it is hooey, but that's just me. Something has come up to align with my side of the argument.

According to this article from Psychology Today, women can literally get hooked on dick. Gordon G. Gallup, Ph. D has published a study saying that women who have sex without condoms fall into periods of depression as their periods of involuntary abstinence increase, something that does not happen to women who use condoms. Think about what's being said. Some girl gets laid but doesn't do it again for like six months. Her mental happiness DECREASES as this time passes! I'm sorry, but what? This is making the suggestion that getting laid is like crack for women. That's a strong suggestion, but it could be true. Getting laid always did get Barbarella woozy...