According to KPIX out of San Francisco, the Pentagon thought about developing a gay bomb. This has been confirmed by the Pentagon. This isn't San Francisco liberals trying to subvert mainstream America by forcing its gay agenda and hot pants on the rest of the country. While the plan was rejected, it had a pretty clever, if not dumb, idea behind it. From the report:
The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soliders to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one anotherThe navy's been pretty gay for a while, but that never led to any major breakdowns. Hell, they got Tom Cruise to represent them not once not twice but thrice on film (Top Gun and Born on the Fourth of July and A Few Good Men), but he might be gay as well. I don't know. Anyway, I don't think that an hour or two orgy will really be all that detrimental to fighting a war. In fact, it would probably be good because they would be less focused on getting laid and actually be able to take out the enemy. I'm glad that the military decided not to go through with this one because I doubt it would have worked out very well for them.
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