My mind is occupied with trying to learn the ratios necessary for making an awesome marinade. I have a piece of steak that I want to soak in a stew, but I want it to have my own flavors. Unfortunately, I can't find out what ratios of things that I need. All I know is that I need a fat, an acid, and a flavor base. I can cover all, but I need ratios so my shit doesn't come out greasy or like a meaty pulp. With this occupying much of my mind, I have to make this information blast fast and effective.
- I don't need to snark on this one, the article's title is what I was thinking myself: Why Do Women Find Pete Doherty Attractive?
- As many a mental giant can tell you, don't hang around bears while drunk. You may lose your life.
- This accident is clearly proof that Xenu's second arrival is near.
- The media isn't covering the war as much. I don't know why. It's more interesting than this bullshit they are calling an election. We still have 15 MONTHS!
- This is possibly a first in the history of tabloid journalism: someone says, oh shit, my bad.
- Suffice it to say, Bush doesn't do democracy so good.
- When you don't plan for a war, things like this happen.
- In a long history of governors with namers like The Terminator and The Body, will we add the Nuge?
- Best Pizza Party ever. I can't imagine why this guy was totally pissed.
- Vick is making a plea deal with the Feds. As I said before, if the feds are coming down on you, they probably have a pretty good case.
- Seattle Times tells neophyte hip-hop fans what the old heads have known for years.
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