I have been slogging through so many articles today that I feel like my eyes are going to start bleeding. Everyone decided to talk about the same things and bombard my RSS with the same articles. I have to spend some time cutting back on them, so I can actually read them effectively. After I finish this blast, I'm going to pay a visit to zen habits and learn about how to drop RSS feeds effectively. Word.
- Pigeons are endangering your safety as a motorist.
- Texas: Killing people like they stole something. They probably did. And then, they killed them.
- If you watched OZ and thought that American prisons were g-ed out, you clearly know jack shit about the Brazilian system, which makes our domestic system look like a dandy. A story like this could only happen in Brazil.
- What will they call the new Tet Offensive? The Ramadan Offensive?
- China: If you are going to reject our products, Americans. Then, we will reject yours. Take that! China is also a 10-year old.
- In the most non-shocking news on the face of the planet, La Lohan is getting charged with breaking the law. I don't even care anymore. Just, someone, make it stop.
- Why you shouldn't vote for Rudy Giuliani: He's totally stupid and not as awesome as he thinks he is.
- Why you shouldn't vote for Mitt Romney, aside from the fact that his name is fucking Mitt: He's a flip-flopper and believes women have no right to choose.
- Atlanta goes on further to prove why it totally sucks. Sorry, Atlanta, it's true: I can't stand you, and you're not all that so hype down a bit, ya heard?
- Britney Spears finally releases a new song. To the surprise of no one, it totally sucks. It's awful. I'm listening to it right now. As soon as I finish this sentence, I'm turning it off.
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