As dictated by the intense heat and frustration with day to day activities, most people have decided to separate themselves from the grind of reporting real news or even locating themselves in a place where they could even receive news. With that in mind, the material is lacking. I have to start generating some of my own material, as I clearly can't rely on the media to give me accurate information or opinion fodder. Let's start, shall we? (Yes, let's)
- If you see a Lefty today, slap them five on the left hand side. And I don't mean across the face.
- Only 16 now. Tommy Thompson has dropped out after a bad showing in Iowa. I can already tell who's going to win.
- There is a Hurricane about to hit Hawaii. It is called Flossie. There have been some pretty sweet hurricane names in the past, but this might be the best one ever. Where did they pull the name Flossie from anyway?
- Quality control goes a step too far in China. This is the second person I mind you.
- Dick Cheney is his own Nostradamus.
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