I might have some sort of brilliant revelation about something that requires me to write a longer post, but, from what I've seen today, that probably won't happen. In the meantime, I have found some good shit. Think of this post as a mid-day report. Yes, that's it a mid-day report. And hey, did you see this photo of La Lohan?! She's living la vida loca!! Anyway...
- Original Star Trek's Chekov is organizing trekkies to fight against the military junta in Myanmar. Yea...wait, it's not Burma?
- Fox Mulder was crazy like a fox. UFOs were spotted in England with photos.
- Our Cover Girl for today was busted by the fuzz. She was blown, drunk, and belligerent. This is clearly a time for her dad to attempt to get some limelight for himself.
- Obese girls seem to not like learning as much as their thinner peers. But, if they do, I have faith that they can run a beer pong table. I've seen it with my own eyes.
- In one of the stupider bank heists of all time, Chinese bankers stole from their bank to buy lottery tickets to put the money they stole back in the bank.
- In further proof that Cycling is pure corruption, fan favorite and comeback story of the tour Kazakh Alexander Vinokourov was thrown out of the race for blood doping. Cycling will have a hard time redeeming itself after all of this.
- Further proof that Tupac isn't dead.
- BET thought that its parade of self-loathing and self-hate would benefit from getting a name change. Instead of Hot Ghetto Mess, it is We Got To Do Better. If they want to do better, how about starting with a grammatically correct title.
- The Chinese-Mexican Meth King goes down. Wait a second, how does one go about becoming the "Meth King"?
- Minimum wage is now $5.85/hr, lining itself up towards the bottom end of current minimum wage. This is the first raise in a decade, and it still won't help most families substantially.
- In further proof of his stupidity news, McClatchy points out that Bush is a terrible salesman.
- US and Iran are talking again. And, from the news reports, it's clear that Iran likes the US as much as it likes the clap.
- Drew Carey is the new Bob Barker. Yea, that wasn't such a good choice.
- My dream of replacing all of my limbs with bionic ones is coming along quite nicely. Your sacrifice and gains will not be forgotten, soldier.
- Is there a causal link between hip-hop and stupidity in pro sports?
- Paula Zahn to CNN: Peace, Bitchezzz!
- So, how did you become a sex offender? Oh, I mooned a family on the highway.
- CNN either hates Mike Gravel or thinks he has no chance. Oh, right, that's the same thing.
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