Fashion Tragedy

Normally, I read a lot about fashion tragedy. It's inevitable in reading about celebrities, gossip, and, er, fashion. Anyway, I tend to know what is hot and what is not. This is not hot. First things first, I know that women like to let them hang loose and be free, but it's kind of gross, especially when your breasts are huge and you are a celebrity like Ms. Simpson's. There's nothing wrong with having large breasts. There is something wrong with letting them make you look bad in public. Also, there has been this trend in Hollywood of wearing high waisted pants. High waisted pants are awful. They give women the cameltoe and make the men uncomfortable down there unless you aren't working with much then you might still be comfortable. She needs to go do something other than be John Mayer's groupie. Go record an album that DOESN'T suck. Listening to her cover of "You Spin Me Round" was like being waterboarded.

Source: X17