Maybe Jerry Falwell Was Crazy Like A Fox

Jerry Falwell died recently. In America, he was known for two things: being a bedrock of the conservative evangelical movement and calling everything gay. He is most infamously known for calling Tinky Winky of the mentally harmless Teletubbies (if you know a kid that has learned something for it, please let me know) gay. Well, Tinky Winky and Spongebob Squarepants, a slightly more legitimate if not equally stupid accusation.

While America gets a lot of grief around the world for not being the sharpest tools in the shed, we were smart enough to know that children's characters weren't pushing homosexual agendas. Apparently, Poland isn't quite this smart. They are investigating whether or not the presence of Tinky Winky on Teletubbies is pushing a homosexual agenda. Yes, yes, don't worry. All of the insanity will be sorted out by the government-hired psychologists. I'm sure they will be happy to take time away from their busy days of stopping people from killing themselves to study tape of asexual children's characters who are amazed by asinine objects and a creepy child's face that replaces the sun from time to time.