This is Why Lindsay's in Trouble

Lindsay Lohan, if you didn't already know by now, is back in rehab. According to Chart Attack (that name is catchy, isn't it? Thanks Canada!), she is checking into Promises, the Malibu treatment center that may or may not have rehabilitated Britney Spears. I'm not saying anything, but her current dress has suggested less than full sobriety. No one thought Paula Abdul was sober, but at least she got her shit together and looked less like a cheap prostitute when she came out in public.

But, this is not a rant about other celebrities. With this second trip to rehab in less than a year, we have to wonder what kind of leadership exists for Lindsay Lohan. Clearly, we don't need to look at Dina because she's too busy getting shit-faced with Lindsay. So, this leaves us with Michael, a man who is spending time in jail for, essentially, binge drinking. He says that, "When Lindsay puts God back in her life, things will turn around." See, Lindsay's clearly doomed. Rehab can't save her.