I was watching the World Series of Pop Culture on Video Hits One. I realized that I know nothing about current music. I think this is because when I listen to the radio, I only listen to NPR. I can't help it. I really like listening to NPR. Anyway, NPR guilt aside, There are some doozies for you today. Hot damn.
- Someone, who isn't this guy, is sad about the passing of abstinence education. These people have failed to realize that abstinence doesn't help the kids who do want to have sex.
- The government proves to the public that the last six years have been a huge waste of money.
- In New Zealand, pimping really might not be easy.
- In dumbass football player news, Michael Vick is now indicted on dogfighting charges. He now replaces his brother Marcus for being the stupidest one in the family.
- People are waiting in the rain for a grocery bag. A fucking grocery bag. A fucking 15 dollar grocery bag. Are you fucking serious? What the fuck? This is why I fucking hate consumerism. Fuck.
- In less frustrating news, Oh Stewardess tips the wing to Nelson Mandela who turns 89 today with international luminaries joining him on this fabulous occasion.
- The Middle-American Housewife's choice for President: Barack Obama.
- In an attempt to keep her name in the papers with La Lohan slowing down on the drunken, coke-fueled antics, Samantha Ronson a/k/a Lohan's lesbian paramour is suing Perez Hilton and Celebrity Babylon to the tune of 20 Mil. I guess she must suck as a DJ, which doesn't really surprise me at all.
- President Bush, contrary to public statements, hates the troops.
- Golfers are using performance-enhancing drugs? Yea, if those performance-enhancing drug is booze and painkillers.
- Will Elizabeth Edwards take the stump cleared by the passing of Lady Bird Johnson?
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