I Can't Do It

When it takes me fifteen minutes to come up with quips and I'm sidetracked easily (today, I'm reading about funk carioca, which sounds like slowed down Miami Bass with more ridiculous production and a hip-hop sensibility that Miami Bass lacks), that means things aren't going well for me. Luckily for me, nothing is really going on in the world today, so I can take some time off. Anyway, read this article from New York about how your favorites from Project Runway and Top Chef (read: Harold and Ilan) are doing. Short, and totally misleading, summary: everyone but Jay McConnell is doing pretty well. Actually, a clear sign that things aren't going well for me today, it's taken me half an hour to write this post. My point exactly.