Firstly, I have to apologize. I was busy buying groceries and trying to get my teapot to work as a sandwich press (which it did until the last sandwich), so blogging got put to the back burner for a while. This time was used effectively as I realized that basil mayonnaise is the best herb mayonnaise ever. Anyway, my love for basil aside, the news is disappointing because nothing really has raised my ire or required my attention. Bush talked, but I have an item talking about him. Nothing else is really going down. I also spent that spare time today that I wasn't blogging discovering the absurdity that is the food blogging culture. It's sort of strange and a bit intense. It's almost more intense than politics blogging. Go to Slashfood.com and you'll understand what I'm getting at. Anyway, let's do this nighttime wrap up. Bam!
- Barry Bonds is the asterisked home-run king of America. But, he is not the world champion. The world champion is Sadaharu Oh. He has hit 868 home runs. Eat it, Bonds!
- Maybe you will stop getting emails about transferring money for Nigerians to Swiss bank accounts.
- Hurricane, WV has a goose problem. So, when most people have a goose problem, they do what is most sensible. For Hurricane, that is shooting them.
- This guy would have benefitted from a note saying this is a work of fiction.
- Women have decided that starvation is overrated. I would agree as a woman who eats red meat is really, inexplicably hot. I can't explain it. I only know it's true.
- I fully support this union.
- Good News: Baltimore declares today Frank Zappa Day. Bad News: Zappa Day is desecrated by Dweezil Zappa playing.
- Ellen Pompeo says that young celebs are setting a bad example. While this may be true, isn't she also setting a bad example by making us believe that she has talent?
- S. Carolina has switched its primary. Because of the early election cycle, people in Iowa probably will have to vote this year for their presidential candidate. THANKS FOR NOTHING, MAINSTREAM MEDIA. Assholes.
- American cars are no longer pieces of crap! Huzzah! Wait, didn't one of them just get recalled for a cruise control problem? Oh yeah...right. Scratch that first sentence.
- Why FISA is bad. No need to snark; this is purely informational.
- A friendly reminder that Bush doesn't exist in the real world.
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