American Gladiators

The title has nothing to do with this post as the Cure did not fight for anything nor are they American. I am watching American Gladiators, which is the best program ever made by anyone ever. Any show that can integrate shooting tennis balls at a 100 miles per hour, slapping people with huge q-tips, and making people roll around in oversized hamster balls into one hour-long program is genius. So, I'm going to go watch and leave you with Primary by the Cure.