It Never Flew

I watched this season of Dancing With The Stars for its regular displays of C-List talent dancing about and the budding romances that occur between the single stars and their dancers (Lopez, you're on notice). This season has an additional benefit because it featured recent Paul McCartney divorcée and "celebrity campaigner" Heather Mills (McCartney). This is important because she only has one leg. Week to week, I watched with the sick interest of seeing her leg fly off and hit someone in the front row. I'd thought it be hilarious, slightly fitting, and amazing all the while. Unfortunately for me, I will never see this happen as Ms. Mills has been eliminated from the show. It's alright. I was more torn when Shandi was eliminated.