Editor's note: That title means nothing to you if you never saw Happy Gilmore, possibly the best Adam Sandler movie ever and not because of Bob Barker.
From CNN:
A man who lost his ball in a golf course pond nearly lost a limb when a nearly 11-foot alligator latched on to his arm and pulled him in the water, authorities said.Bruce Burger, 50, was trying to retrieve his ball Monday from a pond on the sixth hole at the Lake Venice Golf Club.
Another reason for why golf courses, along with being huge environmental hazards and propagating classist and racist ideals, are a societal negative. Also, the gator had one eye. I had to post it. One-eyed gators!
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