Memo

Dear Media----

Can you stop saying the following phrase please?

"(Insert name) is bringing sexy back to (insert field of interest)"

This was barely cool when Justin Timberlake did it back in 2006. It's not hip anymore. It was barely hip when he did it. It just showed that Timberlake is a conceited asshole that listened to too much Prince. The fact that it became cool is ridiculous within itself.

So, please hip media establishment, remember: every time you say this, you are saying the new "shizzle" and looking dumb to the youth demographic, of which I consider myself a part. I cordially ask that you please stop and save your dignity.

Thanks.

Sincerely, Ace