Monday, April 30, 2007

Oh Lindsay.

I watched a special on VH1 (yea, I know) about Lindsay Lohan. It went through the whole series of foibles she has had over the past year and a half. Between the vag pictures and the general overpartying, alcohol-swilling, drugged-out wear, I feel like she needs someone responsible in her life. Her dad is a hot mess. So is her mom, who is trying to be like her daughter which is just a terrible idea. Even with guardianship, Lohan is liable for her own language.

In a recent interview, Lindsay Lohan, to my non-shock following her history of rambling, poorly edited writing about important social issues (did she go to high school?), said the following:

In a frank interview about her time spent at the Californian rehab clinic, the 20-year-old actress, who has been linked with dozens of men, even hinted that she may be a sex addict.

‘Being an actress is lonely, and I never want to be alone,’ she said.

‘I hate sleeping alone. I like being able to be in different relationships – being able to see a few people.

‘I’m not really like a crazy addict. I mean – I enjoy having sex,’ she added.

One of the men who may have been keeping her company at night may well have been Jude Law.

Lindsay refused to name names when she was asked about her conquests but giggled when Law’s name was mentioned. ‘I’m having fun right now.

‘There’s obviously someone I like,’ she said

I'm not going to knock her for having sex. Having lots of wild sex is fine, if that's your scene. And admitting it in public isn't really a problem either. But, isn't having sex just to have a person in your bed a little seedy? What about a body pillow or a stuffed animal to fill that space? They are things to grab at and hold when you sleep and you'd save valuable courting time. Also, this article proves that Lindsay Lohan has no friends and she replaces her internal loneliness with copious amounts of sex. Lindsay, you are always surrounded by people. Maybe if you actually worked on a movie and connected with your fellow thespians, you'd probably have a lot of friends. Also, stop dating this guy.

He looks like he would break under the stress of your nymphomania, not that there's anything to wrong with that although you shouldn't want to hurt people with sex. And that's real, LiLo, really real.

UPDATE: My initial hunch was right. The other in the photo is Samantha Ronson.